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ACT IV
SCENE I. Before OLIVIA's house.

Enter SEBASTIAN and Clown 
Clown 
Will you make me believe that I am not sent for you?

SEBASTIAN 
Go to, go to, thou art a foolish fellow:
Let me be clear of thee.

Clown 
Well held out, i' faith! No, I do not know you; nor
I am not sent to you by my lady, to bid you come
speak with her; nor your name is not Master Cesario;
nor this is not my nose neither. Nothing that is so is so.

SEBASTIAN 
I prithee, vent thy folly somewhere else: Thou
know'st not me.

Clown 
Vent my folly! he has heard that word of some
great man and now applies it to a fool. Vent my
folly! I am afraid this great lubber, the world,
will prove a cockney. I prithee now, ungird thy
strangeness and tell me what I shall vent to my
lady: shall I vent to her that thou art coming?

SEBASTIAN 
I prithee, foolish Greek, depart from me: There's
money for thee: if you tarry longer, I shall give
worse payment.

Clown 
By my troth, thou hast an open hand. These wise men
that give fools money get themselves a good
report--after fourteen years' purchase.

Enter SIR ANDREW, SIR TOBY BELCH, and FABIAN

SIR ANDREW 
Now, sir, have I met you again? there's for you.

SEBASTIAN 
Why, there's for thee, and there, and there. Are all
the people mad?

SIR TOBY BELCH 
Hold, sir, or I'll throw your dagger o'er the house.

Clown 
This will I tell my lady straight: I would not be
in some of your coats for two pence.

Exit

SIR TOBY BELCH 
Come on, sir; hold.

SIR ANDREW 
Nay, let him alone: I'll go another way to work
with him; I'll have an action of battery against
him, if there be any law in Illyria: though I
struck him first, yet it's no matter for that.

SEBASTIAN 
Let go thy hand.

SIR TOBY BELCH 
Come, sir, I will not let you go. Come, my young
soldier, put up your iron: you are well fleshed; come on.

SEBASTIAN 
I will be free from thee. What wouldst thou now? If
thou darest tempt me further, draw thy sword.

SIR TOBY BELCH 
What, what? Nay, then I must have an ounce or two
of this malapert blood from you.

Enter OLIVIA

OLIVIA 
Hold, Toby; on thy life I charge thee, hold!

SIR TOBY BELCH 
Madam!

OLIVIA 
Will it be ever thus? Ungracious wretch,
Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves,
Where manners ne'er were preach'd! out of my sight!
Be not offended, dear Cesario.
Rudesby, be gone!

Exeunt SIR TOBY BELCH, SIR ANDREW, and FABIAN

I prithee, gentle friend,
Let thy fair wisdom, not thy passion, sway
In this uncivil and thou unjust extent
Against thy peace. Go with me to my house,
And hear thou there how many fruitless pranks
This ruffian hath botch'd up, that thou thereby
Mayst smile at this: thou shalt not choose but go:
Do not deny. Beshrew his soul for me,
He started one poor heart of mine in thee.

SEBASTIAN 
What relish is in this? how runs the stream?
Or I am mad, or else this is a dream:
Let fancy still my sense in Lethe steep;
If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep!

OLIVIA 
Nay, come, I prithee; would thou'ldst be ruled by me!

SEBASTIAN 
Madam, I will.

OLIVIA 
O, say so, and so be!

Exeunt

SCENE II. OLIVIA's house.

Enter MARIA and Clown 
MARIA 
Nay, I prithee, put on this gown and this beard;
make him believe thou art Sir Topas the curate: do
it quickly; I'll call Sir Toby the whilst.

Exit

Clown 
Well, I'll put it on, and I will dissemble myself
in't; and I would I were the first that ever
dissembled in such a gown. I am not tall enough to
become the function well, nor lean enough to be
thought a good student; but to be said an honest man
and a good housekeeper goes as fairly as to say a
careful man and a great scholar. The competitors enter.

Enter SIR TOBY BELCH and MARIA

SIR TOBY BELCH 
Jove bless thee, master Parson.

Clown 
Bonos dies, Sir Toby: for, as the old hermit of
Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily
said to a niece of King Gorboduc, 'That that is is;'
so I, being Master Parson, am Master Parson; for,
what is 'that' but 'that,' and 'is' but 'is'?

SIR TOBY BELCH 
To him, Sir Topas.

Clown 
What, ho, I say! peace in this prison!

SIR TOBY BELCH 
The knave counterfeits well; a good knave.

MALVOLIO 
[Within] Who calls there?

Clown 
Sir Topas the curate, who comes to visit Malvolio
the lunatic.

MALVOLIO 
Sir Topas, Sir Topas, good Sir Topas, go to my lady.

Clown 
Out, hyperbolical fiend! how vexest thou this man!
talkest thou nothing but of ladies?

SIR TOBY BELCH 
Well said, Master Parson.

MALVOLIO 
Sir Topas, never was man thus wronged: good Sir
Topas, do not think I am mad: they have laid me
here in hideous darkness.

Clown 
Fie, thou dishonest Satan! I call thee by the most
modest terms; for I am one of those gentle ones
that will use the devil himself with courtesy:
sayest thou that house is dark?

MALVOLIO 
As hell, Sir Topas.

Clown 
Why it hath bay windows transparent as barricadoes,
and the clearstores toward the south north are as
lustrous as ebony; and yet complainest thou of
obstruction?

MALVOLIO 
I am not mad, Sir Topas: I say to you, this house is dark.

Clown 
Madman, thou errest: I say, there is no darkness
but ignorance; in which thou art more puzzled than
the Egyptians in their fog.

MALVOLIO 
I say, this house is as dark as ignorance, though
ignorance were as dark as hell; and I say, there
was never man thus abused. I am no more mad than you
are: make the trial of it in any constant question.

Clown 
What is the opinion of Pythagoras concerning wild fowl?

MALVOLIO 
That the soul of our grandam might haply inhabit a bird.

Clown 
What thinkest thou of his opinion?

MALVOLIO 
I think nobly of the soul, and no way approve his opinion.

Clown 
Fare thee well. Remain thou still in darkness:
thou shalt hold the opinion of Pythagoras ere I will
allow of thy wits, and fear to kill a woodcock, lest
thou dispossess the soul of thy grandam. Fare thee well.

MALVOLIO 
Sir Topas, Sir Topas!

SIR TOBY BELCH 
My most exquisite Sir Topas!

Clown 
Nay, I am for all waters.

MARIA 
Thou mightst have done this without thy beard and
gown: he sees thee not.

SIR TOBY BELCH 
To him in thine own voice, and bring me word how
thou findest him: I would we were well rid of this
knavery. If he may be conveniently delivered, I
would he were, for I am now so far in offence with
my niece that I cannot pursue with any safety this
sport to the upshot. Come by and by to my chamber.

Exeunt SIR TOBY BELCH and MARIA

Clown 
[Singing]
'Hey, Robin, jolly Robin,
Tell me how thy lady does.'

MALVOLIO 
Fool!

Clown 
'My lady is unkind, perdy.'

MALVOLIO 
Fool!

Clown 
'Alas, why is she so?'

MALVOLIO 
Fool, I say!

Clown 
'She loves another'--Who calls, ha?

MALVOLIO 
Good fool, as ever thou wilt deserve well at my
hand, help me to a candle, and pen, ink and paper:
as I am a gentleman, I will live to be thankful to
thee for't.

Clown 
Master Malvolio?

MALVOLIO 
Ay, good fool.

Clown 
Alas, sir, how fell you besides your five wits?

MALVOLIO 
Fool, there was never a man so notoriously abused: I
am as well in my wits, fool, as thou art.

Clown 
But as well? then you are mad indeed, if you be no
better in your wits than a fool.

MALVOLIO 
They have here propertied me; keep me in darkness,
send ministers to me, asses, and do all they can to
face me out of my wits.

Clown 
Advise you what you say; the minister is here.
Malvolio, Malvolio, thy wits the heavens restore!
endeavour thyself to sleep, and leave thy vain
bibble babble.

MALVOLIO 
Sir Topas!

Clown 
Maintain no words with him, good fellow. Who, I,
sir? not I, sir. God be wi' you, good Sir Topas.
Merry, amen. I will, sir, I will.

MALVOLIO 
Fool, fool, fool, I say!

Clown 
Alas, sir, be patient. What say you sir? I am
shent for speaking to you.

MALVOLIO 
Good fool, help me to some light and some paper: I
tell thee, I am as well in my wits as any man in Illyria.

Clown 
Well-a-day that you were, sir

MALVOLIO 
By this hand, I am. Good fool, some ink, paper and
light; and convey what I will set down to my lady:
it shall advantage thee more than ever the bearing
of letter did.

Clown 
I will help you to't. But tell me true, are you
not mad indeed? or do you but counterfeit?

MALVOLIO 
Believe me, I am not; I tell thee true.

Clown 
Nay, I'll ne'er believe a madman till I see his
brains. I will fetch you light and paper and ink.

MALVOLIO 
Fool, I'll requite it in the highest degree: I
prithee, be gone.

Clown 
[Singing]
I am gone, sir,
And anon, sir,
I'll be with you again,
In a trice,
Like to the old Vice,
Your need to sustain;
Who, with dagger of lath,
In his rage and his wrath,
Cries, ah, ha! to the devil:
Like a mad lad,
Pare thy nails, dad;
Adieu, good man devil.

Exit

SCENE III. OLIVIA's garden.

Enter SEBASTIAN 
SEBASTIAN 
This is the air; that is the glorious sun;
This pearl she gave me, I do feel't and see't;
And though 'tis wonder that enwraps me thus,
Yet 'tis not madness. Where's Antonio, then?
I could not find him at the Elephant:
Yet there he was; and there I found this credit,
That he did range the town to seek me out.
His counsel now might do me golden service;
For though my soul disputes well with my sense,
That this may be some error, but no madness,
Yet doth this accident and flood of fortune
So far exceed all instance, all discourse,
That I am ready to distrust mine eyes
And wrangle with my reason that persuades me
To any other trust but that I am mad
Or else the lady's mad; yet, if 'twere so,
She could not sway her house, command her followers,
Take and give back affairs and their dispatch
With such a smooth, discreet and stable bearing
As I perceive she does: there's something in't
That is deceiveable. But here the lady comes.

Enter OLIVIA and Priest

OLIVIA 
Blame not this haste of mine. If you mean well,
Now go with me and with this holy man
Into the chantry by: there, before him,
And underneath that consecrated roof,
Plight me the full assurance of your faith;
That my most jealous and too doubtful soul
May live at peace. He shall conceal it
Whiles you are willing it shall come to note,
What time we will our celebration keep
According to my birth. What do you say?

SEBASTIAN 
I'll follow this good man, and go with you;
And, having sworn truth, ever will be true.

OLIVIA 
Then lead the way, good father; and heavens so shine,
That they may fairly note this act of mine!

Exeunt

 

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